Post by linebug on Jan 27, 2019 8:46:49 GMT
Lucky for you, mirrors can't laugh out loud.
Time is precious. Waste it wisely.
If something's not going right, try left.
About to dance my feet silly!
Smile while you still have teeth.
I love my bed, but I'd rather be in yours.
Why bother reading books? We have Eminem; he can read a whole story in 4 minutes.
I tried being awesome today, but I was just so tired from being awesome yesterday.
Wife: I'm pregnant, what do you want it to be? Husband: A joke.
Everyone is normal until you add them as your Facebook friend.
Relationship Status: COMING SOON
You can't be late until you show up.
Back in 5 minutes (If not, read this status again).
Time is precious. Waste it wisely.
If something's not going right, try left.
About to dance my feet silly!
Smile while you still have teeth.
I love my bed, but I'd rather be in yours.
Why bother reading books? We have Eminem; he can read a whole story in 4 minutes.
I tried being awesome today, but I was just so tired from being awesome yesterday.
Wife: I'm pregnant, what do you want it to be? Husband: A joke.
Everyone is normal until you add them as your Facebook friend.
Relationship Status: COMING SOON
You can't be late until you show up.
Back in 5 minutes (If not, read this status again).
