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linebug Level 4 Governor Posts: 367 Mini-Profile Background: {"image":"https://img.freepik.com/premium-vector/cartoon-dragonfly-seamless-pattern-doodle-colorful-hand-drawn-insect-flying-adder-pink-blue-colors-modern-decor-textile-wrapping-paper-wallpaper-vector-print-fabric-polka-dot-background_206606-435.jpg?w=2000"}	Jokes Jan 27, 2019 8:23:32 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by linebug on Jan 27, 2019 8:23:32 GMT It's not hotter this year. It's just that you are fatter and there is more surface area for the sun to hit.

meteor Guest	Jokes Jan 29, 2019 22:42:33 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by meteor on Jan 29, 2019 22:42:33 GMT The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me.

otterman Guest	Jokes Feb 1, 2019 15:53:41 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by otterman on Feb 1, 2019 15:53:41 GMT A man asks a farmer near a field: “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.” The farmer says: “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one.”

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