A moose walks into an Alaska hospital and finds a snack

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spunky Level 6 Parliament Treehouse villager Posts: 604 Mini-Profile Background: {"image":"https://imgur.com/rVhISQE.jpg","color":""} Mini-Profile Text Color: 0df7ec Year of Birth: Lost in time	A moose walks into an Alaska hospital and finds a snack Jan 10, 2019 20:27:20 GMT LadyPorthos likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by spunky on Jan 10, 2019 20:27:20 GMT
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A moose walks into an Alaska hospital and finds a snack Jan 17, 2019 0:35:56 GMT spunky likes this

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Post by otterman on Jan 17, 2019 0:35:56 GMT

"A moose walks into an Alaska hospital and finds a snack?"

Sounds like the beginning of a bad joke. Well, here is one anyway:

A moose walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender asks his boss "What should I do?" The boss says "Serve it to him. Moose aren't too bright, so charge him $20!" The bartender did as he was told and as the moose reached for his wallet, he asked the bartender "What are you staring at?" "We don't get many moose in here" replied the bartender. "Well", said the moose, "at these prices, I'm not surprised!"

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