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Post by wizard on Mar 6, 2018 16:05:19 GMT
We all need some fun in our everyday life. I laugh a lot. I also try to find amusing things in all the seriousness.
This thread is the perfect place to share thoughts that will hopefully make others smile.
Here is an example:
The letters T and G are very close on a keyboard. This became all too apparent to me and I will never be ending an email with the phrase 'Regards' again.
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Post by Joey on Mar 7, 2018 4:33:20 GMT
Yep I do that all the time.
Most shows I watch or use to watch like Seinfeld always gave me a laugh and got me to stop thinking about work. Then at work we talked about each episode for more laughs. Because I watched it I got several other people watching. They ended up loving it to.
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Post by Bestem♥r on Mar 7, 2018 13:21:02 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Mar 14, 2018 18:58:06 GMT
YAWN:
The only time when some married men
ever get to open their mouth.
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Post by Bestem♥r on Apr 17, 2018 19:21:38 GMT
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Post by Joey on Apr 19, 2018 2:38:37 GMT
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Post by Bestem♥r on Apr 24, 2018 13:16:24 GMT
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Post by wizard on May 2, 2018 15:44:54 GMT
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Post by Joey12 on May 2, 2018 22:15:38 GMT
A brunette goes into a doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it. "Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me." She takes her finger, presses on her elbow, and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams, and so it goes on; everywhere she touches makes her scream with pain. The doctor says, "You're not really a brunette are you?" She says, "No, I dyed my hair. I'm naturally blonde." "I thought so," he says. "Your finger is broken."
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Post by Bestem♥r on May 4, 2018 16:03:36 GMT
I love blonde jokes even though I am/was a blonde (once a blonde, always a blonde?).
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"
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Post by Joey12 on May 4, 2018 19:48:30 GMT
I like them too because you can turn them into any kind of joke. Talking to a redhead just change the words. One of my doctors nurses is a natural blonde and she hates blonde jokes. So I found a blonde joke that shows how smart they really are so she liked that one. This is close to the joke.
There was a blonde who was sitting next to a lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer was naturally bored, so he kept bugging the blonde to play a game of intelligence with him.
The blonde was reluctant, so the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds. He told her that every time she could not answer his question, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50. The lawyer figured the blonde was so dumb, he could not lose, and the blonde thought for a few minutes and reluctantly accepted to play his game.
The lawyer fires his first question "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"
Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. The blonde then asked the lawyer "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"
The lawyer's face looked extremely puzzled. He spent several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to figure out the answer. Finally, the angry and frustrated lawyer handed the blonde $50.00.
The blonde put the $50 into her purse quickly without saying a word. The lawyer was outraged at this point and asked, "Well, what is answer?"
The blonde glanced at him with a smirk on her face and handed him a $5 bill.
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Post by fanofdorks on May 27, 2018 0:02:09 GMT
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