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⚓️anchor Level 8 DP Minister [TI7] Posts: 2,419 Mini-Profile Background: {"image":"https://bjorstad.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/skansenlykt.jpg?w=590","color":"59a0f1"} Mini-Profile Text Color: f0591e	20 funniest newspaper headlines ever Mar 10, 2017 23:45:37 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by ⚓️anchor on Mar 10, 2017 23:45:37 GMT Oddee has set up this ultimate list: www.oddee.com/item_96156.aspx
	Last Edit: Jul 24, 2018 23:02:31 GMT by Tix Mascot "It is a far, far better thing to have a firm anchor in nonsense than to put out on the troubled seas of thought." John Kenneth Galbraith

Joey Service Department Loyal member, member number 100, contest winner & super-poster [TI38] Never do today what you can put off till tomorrow. Posts: 14,144 Mini-Profile Background: {"image":"http://www.eurogarden.ro/images/galerie/galerie9/1873-flower_garden.jpg"} Year of Birth: Before dirt Nationality: Euro-American	20 funniest newspaper headlines ever Mar 11, 2017 0:05:12 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Joey on Mar 11, 2017 0:05:12 GMT Wonder how much they paid for this study?

⚓️anchor Level 8 DP Minister [TI7] Posts: 2,419 Mini-Profile Background: {"image":"https://bjorstad.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/skansenlykt.jpg?w=590","color":"59a0f1"} Mini-Profile Text Color: f0591e	20 funniest newspaper headlines ever Mar 11, 2017 20:37:47 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by ⚓️anchor on Mar 11, 2017 20:37:47 GMT Probably way too much, especially if this guy was involved...
	"It is a far, far better thing to have a firm anchor in nonsense than to put out on the troubled seas of thought." John Kenneth Galbraith

Joey Service Department Loyal member, member number 100, contest winner & super-poster [TI38] Never do today what you can put off till tomorrow. Posts: 14,144 Mini-Profile Background: {"image":"http://www.eurogarden.ro/images/galerie/galerie9/1873-flower_garden.jpg"} Year of Birth: Before dirt Nationality: Euro-American	20 funniest newspaper headlines ever Mar 12, 2017 2:02:09 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Joey on Mar 12, 2017 2:02:09 GMT Hahaha what a schemer they are and send me $5 (inflation) and I'll tell you why...lol.

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⚓️anchor Level 8 DP Minister [TI7] Posts: 2,419 Mini-Profile Background: {"image":"https://bjorstad.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/skansenlykt.jpg?w=590","color":"59a0f1"} Mini-Profile Text Color: f0591e	20 funniest newspaper headlines ever Mar 12, 2017 20:00:44 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by ⚓️anchor on Mar 12, 2017 20:00:44 GMT I don't know whether it's true, but as the story goes, a preacher once urged his adherents with this slogan: "Praise the Lord, but give ME the money!"
	"It is a far, far better thing to have a firm anchor in nonsense than to put out on the troubled seas of thought." John Kenneth Galbraith

⚓️anchor Level 8 DP Minister [TI7] Posts: 2,419 Mini-Profile Background: {"image":"https://bjorstad.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/skansenlykt.jpg?w=590","color":"59a0f1"} Mini-Profile Text Color: f0591e	20 funniest newspaper headlines ever Mar 12, 2017 20:42:10 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by ⚓️anchor on Mar 12, 2017 20:42:10 GMT
	"It is a far, far better thing to have a firm anchor in nonsense than to put out on the troubled seas of thought." John Kenneth Galbraith

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20 funniest newspaper headlines ever

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