Post by Deleted on Feb 6, 2017 21:29:21 GMT
"The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us."
~ Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes ~
"You can't have everything... where would you put it?"
~ Steven Wright ~
"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes."
~ Jack Handey ~
"Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy -- the mother."
~ Claudette Colbert ~
"It's always darkest before the dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it."
~ Author Unknown ~
"If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments."
~ Flip Wilson ~
~ Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes ~
"You can't have everything... where would you put it?"
~ Steven Wright ~
"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes."
~ Jack Handey ~
"Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy -- the mother."
~ Claudette Colbert ~
"It's always darkest before the dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it."
~ Author Unknown ~
"If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments."
~ Flip Wilson ~
