And In A Year, I'll Be Five

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And In A Year, I'll Be Five Sept 17, 2015 16:00:47 GMT

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Post by wizard on Sept 17, 2015 16:00:47 GMT

A man escaped jail by digging a hole from his jail cell to the outside world. When finally his work was done, he emerged in the middle of a preschool playground.

"I'm free, I'm free!" he shouted.

"So what," said a little girl. "I'm four."

What the Wizard was before he became a Heretix member? Trying his darnedest to preserve a nomadic lifestyle...

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