Post by wizard on Sept 13, 2015 11:35:10 GMT
A drunk guy in Alaska decides to go ice fishing. So he packs up his stuff and goes out onto the ice.
He starts sawing a hole in the ice and a loud booming voice says: "YOU WILL FIND NO FISH UNDER THAT ICE!"
The drunk looks up, ignores it and continues on. The voice repeats: "YOU WILL FIND NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."
The drunk looks up and says: "God? Is this God trying to warn me?"
The voice says: "NO, I'M THE MANAGER OF THIS ICE RINK."
He starts sawing a hole in the ice and a loud booming voice says: "YOU WILL FIND NO FISH UNDER THAT ICE!"
The drunk looks up, ignores it and continues on. The voice repeats: "YOU WILL FIND NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."
The drunk looks up and says: "God? Is this God trying to warn me?"
The voice says: "NO, I'M THE MANAGER OF THIS ICE RINK."
