wizard
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Post by wizard on Oct 6, 2014 8:08:39 GMT
A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts "Mypenis" and the wife falls on the floor laughing, because on the screen it says: "Error. Not long enough."
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Joey
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Post by Joey on Aug 3, 2016 6:26:46 GMT
How To Translate Work Emails
I have a question. = I have 18 questions.
I’ll look into it. = I’ve already forgotten about it.
I tried my best. = I did the bare minimum.
Happy to discuss further. = Don’t ask me about this again.
No worries. = You really messed up this time.
Take care. = This is the last you’ll ever hear from me.
Cheers! = I have no respect for you or myself!
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Bestem♥r
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Post by Bestem♥r on Aug 4, 2016 17:11:01 GMT
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Joey
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[TI38] Never do today what you can put off till tomorrow.
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Post by Joey on Aug 5, 2016 0:30:32 GMT
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history – with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
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Bestem♥r
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Post by Bestem♥r on Aug 5, 2016 18:50:39 GMT
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Joey
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[TI38] Never do today what you can put off till tomorrow.
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Post by Joey on Aug 6, 2016 6:29:51 GMT
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Bestem♥r
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Post by Bestem♥r on Aug 6, 2016 21:05:32 GMT
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Joey
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[TI38] Never do today what you can put off till tomorrow.
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Post by Joey on Aug 7, 2016 1:00:11 GMT
In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?
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Post by mac on Dec 18, 2019 12:45:37 GMT
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?”
The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.””
The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
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